Bam Margera is a Cunt, Version 2.0

http://www.myspace.com/artistonartist Edit: This link no longer leads to the interview and I’m having trouble finding the stupid thing on Myspace (because that’s a terrible website.) When and if I find it, I’ll change the link!

This? Is the most horrifying fucking thing I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE! Bam Margera and Iggy Pop? I am having the worst day ever and this SERIOUSLY made me cry. I can’t even stand to listen to it. This is horrid. To see a punk rock icon like Iggy Pop take a fucking washed up fat disgusting greasy gremlin cunt like Bam Margera seriously is one of the most awful things I have ever seen in my entire life.

It’s fucking sad that I’m fucking jealous of Bam Margera for being friends with fucking Iggy Pop. He’s a disgusting bastard and I wish he would just GO AWAY. Shut the fuck up and stop trying to be cool. He’s so FUCKING bullshit. Fucking typical fat fucking American rich sonofabitch. Talentless FUCKING hack that just needs a fucking swift kick in the ass and a fucking reality check.

“It’s kinda all about the image.”

HOW CAN YOU STAND YOURSELF, BAM FUCKING MARGERA?! Do you fucking listen to yourself talk?! Do you look in the FUCKING MIRROR? No shit it’s all about your image! If mildly retarded teenage girls didn’t think you’re “like, soooooo totally hot,” WHERE THE HELL BE? POOR, LOWER CLASS, HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT TRAILER TRASH! THAT’S WHERE YOU WOULD FUCKING BE! Uneducated, ungrateful, fucking fame whore! I may be ridiculous for being this fucking angry about this shit, but I don’t fucking care. It’s fucking bullshit like this that makes me so angry about the music world at large.

GET A CLUE! BAM IS NOT COOL! BAM IS NOT TALENTED! BAM IS NOT A ROLE MODEL! BAM IS NOT A MUSICIAN! BAM IS NOT A LEGITIMATE MEMBER OF THE MUSICAL COMMUNITY! BAM IS NOT MUSICALLY INCLINED! BAM IS A FUCKING SELLOUT! BAM MARGERA IS A FUCKING CUNT!

It’s so stupid that he even has fans. Just STUPID. I can’t even wrap my mind around it. I don’t understand those people! How could you listen to that fuckwit talk and say “Oh yeah, that makes sense! He’s cool!”

I adore Steve-O because he’s just balls to the wall, all the time.

I adore Johnny Knoxville because he’s a legitimate actor. He makes movies besides Jackass. (Granted, they’re not Oscar winners, but he’s funny.)

I adore Pontius because he can actually play a guitar and makes decent music.

I adore Ehren, Dave, and WeeMan because they know when to shut the FUCK up.

I despise Bam fucking Margera because he can’t accomplish ANY of these things.

Take the make up off and SHUT UP.

Stop trying to be Ville Valo. You’re not, okay? You’re not! Take off the scarf and the rosary beads and the nail polish and just STOP.

No one wants to hear from you anymore. Give up! You’re fat and washed up at twenty seven, okay? Accept it.

Can you believe I share my birthday with that cunt? And I can’t get that shit legally changed.