Bam Margera is a Cunt.
May 28, 2007
All right kiddos, here’s the deal. I had a whole bunch of posts set up that led up to a spectacular finale of intense bitchery. Only I got caught up in having a life and didn’t update for over a month. So instead, I’m just going to roll it all into one fun filled, haterade guzzling bitchfest.
Enjoy.
I love Iggy Pop (and the Stooges). He’s amazing and all that shit, I won’t get into the list. He’s been making music for ages and he knows what the fuck he’s doing. He’s a goddamn legend and if you only know him from those god-fucking-awful Carnival Cruise commercials, then I hope you die.
Short and to the point? Iggy Pop is a goddamn god. Respect it.
I love Turbonegro. They’re ridiculous and out there and not afraid of jack shit. They rule over you and your crappy emo band. They’re loud and obnoxious and wildly inappropriate and come with a warning label. Also, foreign music just wins. It’s better than American shit and if you can’t accept that then fuck you. Again, I’m not bothering with the list.
I love the Misfits. They’re the original punk and they original always does it best. You cannot go wrong driving around and blasting any of the Misfits old music. Plus, any good Misfit’s fan could definitely kick your ass for any sort of blasphemous remark.
So. Listed all together (and excluding the Projekt Revolution* post, which was not part of the planned events.) what do we have?
We have HIM
The Bloodhound Gang
Iggy Pop
Turbonegro
The Misfits
Anyone get what I’m hinting at?
Yeah, fuckin right.
Bam Marger ruins EVERYTHING.
He’s a dirty, smarmy, talentless hack that can’t do shit expect ride a skateboard and he’s not even very good at that.
He popularized the heartagram and HIM. He featured Bloodhound Gang and Turbonegro on his first bullshit TV show. (You know, the one that perpetuated the Elvis myth that ‘Viva’ is actually a word in Spanish. It’s not.)
And Iggy Pop was featured on his second, far more bullshit filled, TV show. (You know, the one about his ‘wedding’ to some chick no one’s ever heard of?)
He can’t help but flaunt what he considers superior taste in music by dressing in head to foot in band gear. The Misfits are my case and point, as there more scenes in Jackass Two where he’s wearing their symbol or mentioning them then there are scenes where you don’t see or hear from him. Fuck yeah the Misfits rock but now they just have that special taint, that light acrid aftertaste that only Bam fucking Margera in all his absolute cuntiness can provide.
Everything he touches turns to shit. Veins of Jenna is actually a decent band. Or at least they were until they signed with his ridiculous record label, Filthy Note. And now? Veins of Jenna is “that band that’s on Bam’s label! They’re awesome!”
FUCK YOU!
Jackass the TV show? Brilliant
Jackass the Movie? Magnificent
Jackass Number Two? Better than the first.
Bam? The pussiest little bastard on the face of the planet. I love the second movie twice as much simply because he cries TWICE. (Yeah. I said it. I hate him THAT MUCH.)
Like everything else in this post, I’m short and to the point.
He’s a fuckstick. I wish that he would fade into obscurity like he was supposed to after Jackass ended but he refuses to GO THE HELL AWAY. I won’t wish death on him because that could be considered a threat and I haven’t got the time for jail but Jesus Fucking Christ, someone needs to make that greasy little bastard SHUT THE FUCK UP!
The only thing worse than Bam Margera are his fans. The ones with heartagrams and his bullshit image all over themselves. I can’t turn around anymore without seeing some fat ten year old with a beanie and a tee shirt with BAM and a giant heartagram on it. I know you all know what I’m talking about. If you see these people, CAUSE THEM PHYSICAL HARM. There is no excuse for walking around in clothing that gives your body it’s own sound effect. No excuse. NONE.
*Projekt Revolution tickets are STUPID expensive and it’s not worth my time, money, or effort to go. I won’t put up with that shit, I’ll have to see the decent bands that are touring on it at another time.
Yeah NO. i will not admit that Iggy Pop went anywhere NEAR that greasy gremlin of a man. i HATE BAM. GAHHH.
and i’d rather die than admit that the “my Misfits socks!” actually happened.
spot on.He is an absolute cunt.Just a typical rich american kid that thinks he is cool.please fade away…..
I totally agree
he is a spoilt brat
yer he can be funny but as a person i dont think
hes a nice guy
i love the band HIM i think they are very talented
and i also love the misfits and iggy pop
but i cant see why bam has to nick Him’s heartagram its there fucking sign not his
im suprised the band dont get pissed off with him
oh and some people think coz your Him FAN you have to like bam margera well thats not true
coz i cant stand him as a person
x
you are all wrong. you are just jealous of him. he is fuckin wicked and the only reason you bitch about him is becasue you are all jealous
A-n-o-n-y-m-o-u-s
B-e-c-a-u-s-e
Now that we’ve had spelling time…
I do recall saying in my post “Bam Margera is a Cunt, Version 2.0″ that I was jealous of him. He’s a talentless hack, so why is it that he gets to meet some of the coolest people on the planet? Iggy Pop, for example.
Bam’s a cunt. End of story.
extraneous hit EVERYTHING on the mark. i wandered across a heading about “bam is a cunt” and had to read it. i have about the same amount of hatred for the queer as you if not more. FUCK his misfits socks. would a real punk who really enjoys the misfits care about a little dirt on their misfits socks? fuck no. i’m beyond sick and tired of hearing his fucking name. and i’m also TIRED of seeing a heartagram on everything, everywhere. and who actually watches mtv anymore? bam margera wannabes, that’s who. I fucking HATE when bam “the cunt” talks out of the side of his mouth. you have to know what i’m talking about. this shit gets real fuckin old, real quick. why does he do this? it changes his voice and makes it sound even more annoying and gay. fuck all of you cunts out there that love that little bitch ass nigger. he’s a total wannabe of whoever he’s around at the time. for example, that nigger compton ass terry. no offense to the spook, but does the cunt have to act like he’s black and dance around like a douche bag? give me a fuckin break you poser ass bitch. HIM is not that great of a band honestly. i like a few songs, but most of them are really lame and bam-ified. yes, that’s a real word just like bam thinks he’s so cool and all his worthless, mindless fans out there are obsessed with that shitty heartagram logo. he’s a talentless, mindless annoying faggot that needs to fade away. if you haven’t realized by now that if you love bam or anything bam-related that you too, are unintelligent, cliche losers that should be executed. i also hate when people/bands you enjoy and have enjoyed for many years become tainted with that greasy cunt’s bullshit antics. fuck ANYTHING that’s bam-ified and the only word in spanish that even resembles “viva” is vive, probably where stupid gringos got the word. later
Yeah, so I just typed in google ‘Bam Margera’ and ‘Cunt’!
Came across this great bitching & had to say summat!
“…what’s he doin’ today?”
“WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT!” or something like.
What a f^cking cunt.